Hiliarious, Embarrassing, and FML quotes and anecdotes from my online dating experience. Everything is true....I couldn't make this stuff up.
Monday, July 18, 2011
FML
"I'm sorry to be so upfront, i'm into your profile so please don't be offended... do you like having a guy go down on you? If you do you found the right guy, your so beautiful I'd do it anytime you wanted it... once i find a beautiful cool girl to do that for, you'll be the only one, i wouldn't ever do this for more then one person at a time... i need that to be able to focus on work and my career. I want you to use me for this anytime you want... and i hope its often... if you want more... or whatever else we do is up to you. do you like that?"
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